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Fuzzy Tales
Today, we have something about actual storytelling.



I vaguely remember some of these from my childhood, as my parents were old-school and didn't hesitate to try to get me to behave by scaring the living shit out of me through old fairy tales.

Didn't work, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't have tried.

Generations of parents have told their children fairy tales—stories imparting moral lessons that are easier to remember when a princess or evil ogre is involved.

I think these days the push is to not scare the hell out of kids with fantasies to prepare them for a harsh and uncaring world, but I'm not sure that's any better. "Stranger danger" just doesn't have the same effect as "behave or an ogre will eat you."

But there are many weird, quirky, and sometimes incredibly dark stories you may not know. Here are 11 of the lesser-known ones.

Since this isn't Cracked, the list proceeds in ascending numbered order.

1. The Three Spinning Women

This Brothers Grimm tale stars a lazy girl who doesn’t want to work on her spinning wheel. Her mother punishes her.


I'm not sure I remember this one in particular, but I do recall that there was an awful huge number of "spinning" tales. I'm still not sure why. Even when I was a kid, no one spun thread or wove fabric; you bought that shit at K-Mart and later Wal-Mart.

This lighthearted tale shows that, sometimes, laziness does pay off.

On second thought, I must have read it as a kid, because I learned that lesson very well.

2. Hans-My-Hedgehog

A couple wants a child so badly they'd settle for a hedgehog in this Grimm tale.


Yeah, pretty sure my adoptive parents kept this one secret lest I start to identify as a hedgehog.

3. The Ungrateful Son

This short Grimm story teaches the dangers of selfishness when a man decides to hide a giant roasted chicken from view when his elderly father visits his house. After his father departs, the man attempts to resume eating the chicken, but it turns into a giant toad and latches onto his head.


We all have a vested interest in teaching people not to be selfish. Unfortunately, that shit became a virtue in the 80s and stayed that way.

4. Cat and Mouse in Partnership

An extremely dark Grimm tale in which a cat and a mouse decide to live together for the winter.


Yeah, I think we all know how this one's gonna turn out. See also: The Scorpion and the Frog.

5. The Girl Without Hands

This truly Grimm story is, um, a handful, so stay with us.


Unfortunately, there are no fairy tales warning of the hazards of punning.

As for the actual content of the story, what the fuck, Grimm?

6. Hans, Who Made the Princess Laugh

In this Norwegian tale recorded by Peter Christen Asbjørnsen, a beautiful princess never laughs and is uninterested in every man who asks for her hand. The king declares that anyone who can make his daughter laugh will get her hand in marriage and half of the kingdom.


This one reminds me of an old joke.  Open in new Window.

Skipping a few here...

10. The Red Shoes

In this Hans Christian Andersen story, a little girl named Karen is so poor she walks around barefoot.


Well, she should demand to see the manager about that.

Incidentally, in case you haven't figured it out by now, Hans Christian Anderson was one sick pup.

While I'm not sure about Andersen, it's fairly well-known that the Grimm brothers didn't invent most (if not all) of their stories, but rather adapted them from an older oral tradition -- and cleaned them up a bit in the process. Disney further sanitized a lot of the stories, which is why the seven dwarves didn't take turns with Snow White in the animated movie (Okay, the dwarf sex part was probably left out of the older versions, too, but come on.)

Fairy tales aren't, in my view, meant to be static and unchanging, but rather reflective of the evolving values and trends of society. There's probably no known "original" version of a lot of them, but once they were written down, well, that's why we get all the stories about spinning thread and whatnot. A modern fairy tale should have warnings about too much screen time, the hazards of accepting candy from dubious uncles, or the dangers of putting your personal information on the internet.

I'll get right on that one of these days. (I have a couple of articles about procrastination in my queue; I'll get to them eventually.)

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