God Wants Me To Be On Television

God is a jelly bean...

"No one knows today what Jesus looked like!" Niki exclaimed.
Martha continued on her rosary, "That isn't important."
"Jesus didn't say the rosary!" Niki pressed on.
"The rosary helps me think..." Martha replied.

"What do you think of the Shroud of Turin?" Martha queried.
Niki waved her hands in the air, "I don't care!"
"It is an image of what some say is Jesus," Martha pressed on.
"It could have been a scam," Niki took a bite of a peach.

"What about Fatima?" Martha asked.
Niki rolled her eyes, "That was a UFO encounter."
"All those people were soaked in the rain and then the Sun came down."
Martha looked at Niki, "Do you think something can come from nothing?"

"I don't know," Niki finished her peach.
"Did you know the seed is cyanide?" Martha queried.
Niki threw the seed into a waste basket.
"There is an up and downside to everything," Martha concluded.


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