God Wants Me To Be On Television

Is God a U.F.O?

"I think I saw a U.F.O." Jasper said.
"I think I almost fell in love this evening," Muzzy remarked.
"You are always falling in love with the bikini babes!" Muzzy's girlfriend retorted.
Muzzy squirmed in his Lazy Boy recliner, "I am not Pavlov's dog."
He bit into a peach and remarked, "I like casual sex."

Jasper looked at Sally and Muzzy sternly, "I think I saw a flying saucer!"
"Whoopie! Was it Jewish or extraterrestrial?" Muzzy laughed.
Sally rocked her twins in their cradle, "This is important to Jasper."
"Okay," Muzzy took a deep breath and sipped some ice tea.
"What did it look like?" Muzzy queried.

Jasper sat down on the swinging couch and showed his phone film of the U.F.O.
"Hmf," Muzzy took the phone recording and stared at the U.F.O.
Sally peered at the film as she sat next to Muzzy.
"Looks like Eziekle's chariot," Muzzy remarked and kissed Sally on the lips.
Sally smiled like the Chesire Cat, "That's a U.F.O."

Jasper took the phone back, "So?"
Muzzy, "You could show it to Lieutantent Buster at the airforce."
Sally rolled her eyes, "There is no Lieutantent Buster."
Muzzy smirked, "Okay. You could call the U.F.O hotline."
Sally smacked Muzzy on the shoulder, "Call the airforce!"

Jasper nodded, "I think I'll call U.F.O. Prophesier Kezener at the University of Massachusets."
"He already had a go-to person," Sally remarked.
"I guess?" Muzzy ate some jelly beans.
"There is also the study of U.F.Ology at the University of Florida" Muzzy added.
"The Airforce had Project Blue Book, but they scraped it for 'Unexlaplaned Phanomina'"
Muzzy stated and searched for more red and orange jelly beans.

Jasper got up, "Thanks! I will contact the Airforce first!"
"Whoopie!" Muzzy found a yellow jelly bean.
Sally looked up at Jasper, "Don't let him discourage you."
"I won't," Jasper ran to his car and spread away.
Muzzy ate the yellow jelly bean, "Everyone knows about U.F.O.s."


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