Drumpf Jokes

Thinking Ahead

The Drumpf decided to take his boys out to a Habitat For Humanity building site. Hey, it seemed to work for that stupid peanut farmer! Maybe some of the good P.R. would rub off on them. And maybe The Drumpf could get in a round of golf while Eric & Don Jr. pounded nails.

It didn’t take long before they were flailing away with their hammers, but something didn’t look quite right. The boys would study each nail carefully and some would be nailed in while others would be tossed aside.

“Why are you wasting those nails?” scolded The Drumpf.

“Geez, Dad,” whined Don Jr. “A bunch of these nails have the head on the wrong end.”

“Yeah,” echoed Eric.

“You idiots!” raged The Drumpf. “Those are for the other side of the house!”