Jots and Tittles and other Random Things

I am so relieved...haha

So, I have always wondered,
where my Tupperware lids have gone.
And it always bothered me
that many of my socks have flown.

I thought I was getting senile;
Always losing things left and right.
Sometimes it just frustrated me,
and sometimes it gave me a fright.

Now I know it is the Large Hadron Collider
The party that is to blame.
I now have an easy scapegoat,
to my everlasting shame.

12 lines for Writer's Cramp
September 10, is Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day.