The Whatever Files

Pulp Fiction

"Do you know what they call a Merit Badge in Paris?"

"They don't call it a merit badge?"

"They''ve got the metric system Man, they have no idea what a Merit Badge is."

"Then what do they call it?"

"They call it an 'Insigne du mérite.'"

"In sig knee doo Merr eit. What do they call a GP?"

"A GP is a GP, but they call it Le GP."

"Le GP. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call The Whatever Contest?"

"I dunno, I doubt anyone's even heard of it over there."



Some time later...


"I do believe Auntie Write-Write, my friend and your muse told you to get ENTRANTS for this Contest. Now I want people to enter, I want MERIT BADGES, and I want someone to win. I want HEARTFELT messages, so advertise good.