Express It In Eight Poems

Santa Claus Secret Agent Man

Santa Claus Spy Writing com

OH, REALLY?

Santa Claus
Became a secret agent man
Working for the U.S. Government
As a secret spy with the CIA
Spying on all the children
Of the world from the North Pole
Looking particularly for bad children
Who were red diaper babies.


Cows don’t have upper front teeth.

Santa Claus was issued a pilot’s license by the U.S. government in 1927.