God Wants Me To Be On Television

Is Lewis Black is a comedian?

Well, Lewis Black is a lot smarter than me.
If a man on a skateboard threatens me with his skateboard, I will defend myself!
Kyle Rittenhouse defended himself and a court of law equites him.
Why does Lewis Black question the court's judgement?

Lewis adds that his opinion does add up to a hill of beans.
Then, he makes chicken noises.

Lewis also points out that Texas had a debilitating ice storm.
It knocked out their windmills and solar panels.
Maybe, they should have coal burning generators?
But Lewis Black is anti-fossil fuels.

Lewis asks why we invaded Iraq?
We were after their oil, he concludes.
But we don't own the Iraqi oil...
It is owned by Iraq.

I like his chicken noises.
Why is so upset about a lady asking him a question?
Didn't Chris Rock get slapped?
Lewis Black should stick to rubber chickens.


Muzzy