A collection of my autobiographical poems |
Belting out the haka before the All Blacks play, driving State Highway One to the bach at Doubtless Bay. Trying to make pavlova from the Edmonds book but wait, there's hokey pokey ice cream for later which is great. We've even got Jaffas, jet planes and pineapple lumps, to cheer you up when you're down in the dumps. Nip into Four Square for Marmite and some Watties 'mato sauce still wearing dirty gumboots from clearing out the gorse. Enjoy a cold Speights (good on ya mate), or if you're driving, an L&P, don't matter if you're in jandals or your favourite red Swannie. She'll be right, with some number eight wire, any bloke will say, finish 'neath the Southern Cross at the end of every day. Shape poem. Written 21 April 2015. haka = a Maori war dance, often performed before rugby games. Pronounced hah kah. All Blacks = the New Zealand national rugby team bach = a holiday home. Pronounced batch. pavlova = a light meringue dessert popular at Christmas time. Edmonds = the Edmonds cookbook was the bestselling book in New Zealand for many years. The brand also included a number of baking ingredients. hokey pokey ice cream = vanilla ice cream with small pieces of toffee throughout. Jaffas = confectionery with chocolate inside a hard red shell. jet planes = soft gummy fruit flavoured confectionery in the shape of planes pineapple lumps = chewy confectionery with a pineapple flavoured centre and a chocolate coating Four Square = a chain of convenience stores (similar to a 7-Eleven). Marmite = a yeast-based savoury sandwich spread. Watties = a brand of food products, most popular for their classic tomato sauce (ketchup). gumboots = rubber boots (also known as Wellingtons). Speights = a brand of New Zealand beer. L&P = a New Zealand soft drink made with lemon and carbonated mineral water from a small town called Paeroa (the name is short for Lemon & Paeroa). jandals = flip flops Swannie = Swanndri, a brand of outdoor clothing, popular for their classic red and black or blue and black checkered waterproof jackets. 'She'll be right' = a classic New Zealand attitude that everything will be okay and not to worry about the details. number eight wire = fencing wire used for a variety of farming uses, come to symbolise New Zealand's innovative ways. Southern Cross - a star constellation easily seen from the Southern Hemisphere |