Life's peccadillos can appear to be strange. |
"At last I have the mystic powers! Sir Lancelot holds Ecalaber high. I am powerful and I have no penis? This is an alternative reality... But am I female?" Sir Lancelot takes off his shining armor. "What happened to me? He spots his reflection in his shining breast plate. He is a gorgeous naked woman. His horse Pathos still has his penis. He/she is naked in a green field, "Is this the price for limitless mystic power?" He/she queries. A woodland nymph giggles. She steps out from a weeping willow... She is naked and covetous and has lovely breasts as well as a large penis. "You have a penis and a vagina? "Nay! Just a penis... What the Hell is going on here?" Sir Lancelot queries. "This is." giggles the wood nymph and promptly begins humping Sir Lancelot. "What the Hell?" Sir Lancelot recoils from the intercourse. And notices he is bleeding, "I will cut you!" Then he feels a woman's orgasm, "Do that again..." The wood nymph obliges gleefully... Sir Lancelot embraces the wood nymph and they roll about in the green grass. They kiss as well as continue their intercourse. "I think I am in Heavan..." Sir Lancelot smiles at the wood nymph. The wood nymph returns a toothy fanged smile. PS: Be careful what you wish for. |