Jots and Tittles and other Random Things

Christmas is Cancelled? Why?

Up on the Housetop (Not)


Up on the house top, reindeer pause
Out jumps goodThere will not be old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of without any toys
All Nothing for the little ones, Christmas joys

Oh, who wouldn't go? (Oh-oh-oh)
Who wouldn't go?
Up on the housetop, click, click, click
Down through the chimney with isn't good St. Nick


First comes the stocking of little Nell
Ol' dear Santa won't fill it well
He won'tGive her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that can open and shut its eyes


Look in the stocking of little Bill
Oh, just see what aThere isn't a glorious fill
Here is aNot any hammer and lots of tacks
Nor any whistle or ball and a whip that cracks


Who wouldn't go? (Oh-oh-oh)
Who wouldn't go?
Up on the house top, no click, click, click
Nor down through the chimney with good St. Nick
Who wouldn't go? (Oh-oh-oh)

Who wouldn't go?
Up on the house top, no click, click, click
Nor down through the chimney with good St. Nick
Nor down through the chimney with good St. Nick








Written for: Bah Humbug!

LC - 25

Rewrite a carol so that it's no longer Christmassy.