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Life's peccadillos can appear to be strange.
#1061623 added January 1, 2024 at 2:59pm
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Walmart philosophy....

A young man of six years of age asked me,
"Are you for real?"
I replied, "What do you think?"
He looked serious and returned to his mom.
I continued my transaction at self-checkout.

I never was certain what is real.
If a tree falls in the forest, do I care?
It's harder every year to clip my toenails.
I care more about that, than a tree falling.
I think, therefore, I am.

If Emily Compagno is topless, it is legal.
And more power to her!
But, if Kate Tymph went topless, no one would care.
It is legal in New Hampshire for women to bare their breasts.
I was amazed to see the young man's mom in black leggings.

She was very Curtavious.
Most of the women at Walmart wear leggings.
And more power to them!
I enjoy watching their tushies go tik-tock.
I like the pink leggings.

Just my opinion.


Bob Country
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