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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Monday, April 15th, 2024, and you are still furious over recent events! Nearly every single one of your siblings are in jail and that bastard brother of yours is still out and free! Even though he has just recently recovered from pneumonia, he is still willing to hang out with the goddamn foreigners! Things would be going pretty smoothly this week until Thursday, April 18th, 2024, and you find out that he is watching another movie, "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare." Are you fucking kidding? He just got over some damn pneumonia and he is already wanting to go out and about!?! You would start to make plans to confront the bastard tomorrow... The next day, on April 19th, 2024, as you start to get ready to confront the bastard, you would get some alarming news! Apparently, one of your daughters went to a bar earlier this evening and had the cops called on her because she was causing a small scene! Are you fucking kidding?!? Is this some kind of a sick joke?!? HOW DARE THOSE FILTHY FUCKING PIGS GET A HOLD OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S ASS!!! OH, YOU ARE GOING TO KICK THEIR ASSES FOR THIS!!! You would drive your truck by the tavern and approach the group of cops as they load your daughter up into a paddy wagon! As you start to mouth off to the cops, you quickly realize that this wasn't exactly a good idea and try to make a run for it! Unfortunately, a cop armed with a taser would be quick on your tail! As you get placed into the back of a cop car and hauled off to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook Post: |