A Bad trip to the Movies the Series!

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Abigail

It was April 15th, 2024, and you are FINALLY out of jail! You have spent the past two weeks in jail over some nonsense because of your asshole brother! As you finally get out of the jail facility, your mother would run up to you and your wife and hugs you tightly while crying her eyeballs out. After a long drive home, you two would reach your household where your kids are. Both of your kids come running out crying their eyeballs out as they haven't seen you two in weeks!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


After hugging onto your kids for a nice, long time, you would notice that you have lost quite a bit of weight over the past several months! You wondered how this could be until you realized something. While locked up in jail at times, they would serve you lame ass lunches such as bologna sandwiches and occasionally a fruit drink. And of course, Wal-Mart keeps jacking up the prices of grocery every time you go! Wal-Mart is suppose to be helping people save money, but what they are doing right now is the EXACT DAMN OPPOSITE! And it doesn't help that times, you were forced to skip a meal or two by your own wife just so those little shits can eat! At times like these, you just really, REALLY wished, that you had slipped on the Trojan those nights instead of ending up with these little fuckers!

The next day, on April 16th, 2024, you decided to watch a video that asshole brother made of the eclipse while he was in Arkansas!


As you watch this, you started to cry your eyeballs out, wishing that you could see this eclipse in person yourself instead of rotting away in a jail cell! You tried to watch it back in 2017, but the weather got too bad and you threw a major fit over it because it was the last time you could of enjoyed something epic with your father before his death months later. As you continue to watch the video, you started crying your eyeballs out!


However, after crying for quite some time, your sorrow was soon replaced with an insane amount of rage, and you soon started tearing up the kitchen again!


After destroying a good chunk of the kitchen, your blood was still boiling with rage! You then decided to do something else...AVENGING YOUR DEAD FATHER AGAINST THOSE GODFORSAKEN FOREIGNERS!!!

On Wednesday, April 17th, 2024, you posted on social media that you were going to take the International Movie Theater to court over the "injustices" they have committed against YOU, YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!!! As you continue to rage on social media, Ross would make some stupid posts, such as, "The man in question has been dead for several years", "Our late father never set foot in the place or met anyone there before his death", and, "Getting kicked out of a movie theater for trying to film a movie is not, 'injustice', it's called getting the boot for violating their policy!" You had half a mind to drive back over there and beat his face in, but you just got out of jail and didn't want to go back so soon!

On Thursday, April 18th, 2024, you would get bored out of your mind and would try to start making some cooking videos, starting with one with you making a super sugary cream cheese cake!


You would be feeling pretty good about this and think nothing else could go wrong! However, you would be wrong...

On Friday, April 19th, 2024, you would find out that your bastard brother Ross is planning to see another horror movie tomorrow, "Abigail"!


Are you fucking serious? Last time he went to the movies, YOU AND YOUR WIFE GOT LOCKED UP FOR WEEKS! Not to mention, your family was forced to miss out on the eclipse because of him! He claimed that he talked about himself making plans for the trips and getting the eclipse glasses all over social media for almost a month, but you think he is full of shit! Although, you probably were distracted during all of this, whether it was you busy stuffing your face at a buffet of some kind or screaming and cussing out your kids whenever they interrupt your late night Fortnite gaming session.
You would be planning to confront the bastard tomorrow, but then you would be interrupted by your wife. Apparently, your sister posted a video of herself listening to some sad music while making suicidal comments.


Seeing this, you would quickly drive over there and try to calm your sister down. Afterwards, you and her look through some old photos and videos of your late father back when he was alive. As you two cry over all of this, you think to yourself, that if you had a time machine of some sort, you would be able to go back in time and not only force those doctors to save your father's life, but go back in time and stop your brother from ever setting foot at the International movie theater, making friends with people who are complete fucking pricks to you and your whole family, meeting up with a royal douchebag that would eventually become his roommate, and keeping those filthy skanks away from Ross and keeping your poor ol' mother out of the hospital!

The next morning, on Saturday, April 20th, 2024, you were going to plan to confront that bastard Ross at the movies, but you found something better! You found out that AEW Dynasty is having a show in St. Louis and it looks to be an amazing show!


As you drive to the airport, you would down a few cans of "White Claw" beer to help get you hyped up for the flight and for the PPV!
You would go into the airport with no trouble, but the moment you try to use your card to buy plane tickets, it got declined! You wondered how the Hell it could be? Then you remembered that the last time you used your credit card, you were treating the whole family to some meals at a fancy restaurant and left the folks a hefty tip! Despite this, you still decided to give the airport staff hassle until police arrived!


As you sit in your jail cell crying your eyeballs out again, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: