Team Ahimsa Blog Relay, Various Contests

Maryann's Monkey

Mighty Maryann, mistress of Marvel Mango Milkshake Makers managed menu mischief all Monday morning. That's because Maryann's meandering Monkey made mistakes, missing mandatory messages, messing main masalas, mixing melted marshmallows.

Customers cried, "Culinary catastrophe!" causing crowd convergence on competitor's cafe. Cash, credit, calmed - ceased.

Jolly Jim jogged up, jiggling jelly in a jar. "Just jam it in with jaggery," he justified.

"Rot," Monkey retorted rudely. "Ratatouille is right, jelly and jaggery just jar the jealous."

Jolly Jim jammed the jelly and jaggery.

Customers commented, "Congratulations!"

"Apologize, Ape," Maryann advised. Monkey said "I'm sorry" and they all lived happily ever after.