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My Dad's older brother was a Priest.

Dad grew up with an Irish Catholic family that went to Mass...
Dad liked to hop trains and see New York.
His older brother preferred church.
And he enjoyed beauty contestants.
Such as, Laura...

Father Bob explained the Priesthood to me.
"It is a higher calling..."
I enjoyed young girls in my 15 years of age.
Father Bob enjoyed watching the USA beauty pageant.
He'd watch it with me and Fr. Kean.

I still enjoy lusting after girls in bikinis.
But I am 61 and have had a stroke.
Priests like beauty pageants and they are celibate.
Father Bob had a romance with Laura before he joined the Priesthood.
She liked to call him Robert.

Bikini girls are swarming where I live.
But I am pudgy, bald and I shuffle because of a stroke.
If I could, I would have sex with them.
Well, one a day intercourse would do.
But I have arousal problems...

Ladies my age either look like the Twitty Bird Lady or Jane Fonda.
The Twitty Bird Lady is from a cartoon Loony Toons.
Even my cartoons are old.
And sex is expensive!
I spent $500 dollars on a Lady and got a kiss.

It's probably more cash for intercourse/sex!


Just my doodle.


Muzzy