GWEEP!

Guinea Pigs and the Rock God on High

GUINEA PIG ONE (Ralph): There's a nice view from up here you have to admit.

GUINEA PIG TWO (Toby): Y..es. I suppose so. If you like a view of a Newsfeed from really rather high that is.

GUINEA PIG THREE (Graham): Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer, Gweep! (this heard far below by tj says Boris sent me and Unapologetic Witch

(Ralph and Toby frowned collectively at Graham, which is rather difficult when you are being juggled high above a Newsfeed, but they managed it somehow)

Ralph: There's talk of a Christmas gig you know?

Toby: Really?

Ralph: Oh yes, he's addicted to giving away merit badges.

Graham (Speculatively): I wonder if we'll ever feature on a merit badge?

Toby: A tad unlikely old fellow, after all we aren't groundhugs or wouldchucks or whatever it is he's obsessed with.

Graham: Yes, but were were dressed as groundhogs for one skit.

Toby: Well I'm more concerned about how we are ever going to get down.

Ralph (Peering below): Shouldn't be long now, someone's brought out the humble pie.

Graham: Do you think he'll do a panto?

(Ralph and Toby stare at Graham)

Ralph: I ruddy well hope not, that Rocky Horror Christmas Carol last year was bad enough, for goodness sake don't encourage him.

Toby: Here comes the pie.

All three: I'm coming dooooowwwwn!