GWEEP!

Guinea Pigs and the Rock God on High

GUINEA PIG ONE (Ralph): There's a nice view from up here you have to admit.

GUINEA PIG TWO (Toby): Y..es. I suppose so. If you like a view of a Newsfeed from really rather high that is.

GUINEA PIG THREE (Graham): Gottle of Geer, Gottle of Geer, Gweep! (this heard far below by tj-turkey-jobble-jobble-hard-J and Nobody’s Home

(Ralph and Toby frowned collectively at Graham, which is rather difficult when you are being juggled high above a Newsfeed, but they managed it somehow)

Ralph: There's talk of a Christmas gig you know?

Toby: Really?

Ralph: Oh yes, he's addicted to giving away merit badges.

Graham (Speculatively): I wonder if we'll ever feature on a merit badge?

Toby: A tad unlikely old fellow, after all we aren't groundhugs or wouldchucks or whatever it is he's obsessed with.

Graham: Yes, but were were dressed as groundhogs for one skit.

Toby: Well I'm more concerned about how we are ever going to get down.

Ralph (Peering below): Shouldn't be long now, someone's brought out the humble pie.

Graham: Do you think he'll do a panto?

(Ralph and Toby stare at Graham)

Ralph: I ruddy well hope not, that Rocky Horror Christmas Carol last year was bad enough, for goodness sake don't encourage him.

Toby: Here comes the pie.

All three: I'm coming dooooowwwwn!