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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was Tuesday, July 16th, 2024, and you just got some notifications from Facebook. You would quickly check in on Facebook and found out that one of your sisters...has just lost her job... Apparently, when she was at work one day, she snapped and went on a racist tirade against her coworkers who were Indian on Monday. On Tuesday, today, she was fired over this tirade! She would then spend the rest of the day crying about losing her job on social media. Hardly anything else happens until the next day... On Wednesday, July 17th, 2024, you would find out that the bastard Ross is seeing another horror movie... Are you fucking kidding? For starters, he shouldn't be making a joke about these damn storms! Secondly, it's because of these damn storms that your brother and his family had to spend an entire month without power because the utility company likes to take their sweet ass time fixing shit! However, that wouldn't be the only bad news... You would see another post on Facebook where your sister talks about going to a bar to drown out her sorrows... However, some time later, you would find out that on her way home from a bar, she would get pulled over by the police over her driving... Are you fucking kidding? SHE JUST LOST HER JOB AND NOW SHE IS LOSING HER FREEDOM AND HER CAR! GOOD FOR NOTHING PIGS!!! You are definitely going to plan to confront that bastard Ross at the theater Friday...but unfortunately, tomorrow will become your worse nightmare... On Thursday, July 18th, 2024, you would be doing some gaming on Fortnite per usual...until you started getting your bloated ass handed to you over and over by some random teens in the game! Eventually, you lose your cool and would start to yell and cuss up a storm...before unleashing your anger onto your PS5... You and your wife would get into a heated argument before things got physical...and you ended up knocking out your wife! Her mother would see this and threatens to call the police! Instead of trying to apologize to her or try to revive your wife, your bloated ass would flee from the house and drive off! You manage to get to your mother's place, but didn't have long to relax before cops came knocking on your mother's door... You would then be dragged out of the house as you wailed on like a baby! As you get hauled off to jail while still crying like a baby, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |