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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday July 15th, 2024, and you have just gotten some grim news about some people in your family... Sometime last weekend, some people in your family just tested positive...for Covid...ALL BECAUSE OF THAT BASTARD BROTHER ROSS WOULD JUST NOT STOP GOING BACK TO THAT INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER!!! IF HE HAD JUST STOP GOING EVER AGAIN, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, STOPPED GOING FOR A LONG ASS TIME, ALL THESE OUTBREAKS HAPPENING IN YOUR FAMILY WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!! However, That wouldn't be all of the bad news... You would find out on Tuesday that your sister has gotten fired from her job over her going on a racist tirade at work! Days later, she would go back to the hospital to plead with them to let her have her job back, but those assholes running the hospital wouldn't allow it...fucking monsters... This is what prompted her to go to a bar to drown out her sorrows and later get arrested for a DUI! Your family may plan to sue those assholes at the hospital later... On Thursday, July 18th, 2024, you would find out that Ross is seeing yet, another horror movie! Are you fucking kidding? PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY ARE SICK WITH COVID, YOUR SISTER AND BROTHER ARE IN JAIL, AND THIS BASTARD DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!! However, more bad news would come that weekend... On Saturday, July 20th, 2024, you would wake up to some horrible news! Apparently, your mother, upset with Ross for his recent shenanigans, would try to drive over to the town where the bastard lives! However, on the way there, she would get involved in a high speed chase because she didn't want to pull over! She would then lose control of her vehicle and cause it to fly into a ditch where it was revealed that she was drunk driving... However, this would cause one of your daughters to snap and drive out to the next town as well! Unfortunately, she wouldn't get very far before she would also get pulled over by officers for driving recklessly...while drunk... Oh this was fucking it! Those pigs are going to pay for mistreating your daughter! You and your wife would down some Moonshine before getting into a car and driving off to the next town! However, midway down the highway, your wife, in a drunken state, would accidentally bump into another car, causing her to lose control and fly into a ditch, knocking you both out in the process! As you wake up from your stupor, you would see some police officers approaching your car... As you and your wife cuss up a storm while getting driven to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |
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