A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - Deadpool & Wolverine part 2

It was Monday, July 29th, 2024, and you are FINALLY OUT OF THAT GODFORSAKEN PRISON! Sure, you still have a black eye from when the prison warden beat the shit out of you for ogling one of his guards, but it was still worth it! You would manage to catch a bus to ride home in and soon enough, you are back on the front porch of your own home! However, when you try to get in through the front door, you notice that your keys don't work...you realized that your wife has changed the locks on the door! You ring the doorbell and your wife angrily answers the door, asking what the fuck do you want.

"Hey Honey, have you missed me? I've been in prison for quite some time now and..."
"OH FUCK OFF FAT ASS, DON'T THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU DID TO MY PS5!!!"
"Ok look, I'm sorry for losing it during a match, but you have to understand that a lot was going on in my mind, that bastard Ross was mingling with the foreigners again and..."
"YEAH WELL, UNTIL YOU BUY ME A NEW PS5, YOUR ASS IS NOT COMING BACK INTO THE HOUSE!!!
"Oh come on, I spent quite a fortune getting up here, how the Hell am I suppose to buy a PS5?!?"
"FIGURE IT OUT FAT ASS!!!"

She would say before slamming the door on your face! You let out a big sigh before you would call in an Uber and get a ride to a rough looking motel...


Thankfully, you have enough funds to shack up into this place for a bit...
Later that night, you would pick up quite a number of burgers from a nearby burger bar. You would then decided to check in on Ross and find out that he is feasting on all kinds of food!
From Beijing Beef bowls to lasagna to Mongolian beef and noodles!!!
He is feasting like a king and you are in a crappy motel room eating away at nasty burgers!
Throughout the week, not much happens other than you occasionally calling up your wife and begging her to let you come home...

On Friday, August 2nd, 2024, you would remember someone in your family saying something about a new Deadpool movie...


You and some friends would buy some tickets to go see the movie! Things would be going smoothly until you decided to messily eat some popcorn! Your messy and noisy munching was getting on the nerves of a random woman sitting in front of you! You tell the bitch to fuck off, and after you said that, you would quickly realize you just said the wrong words...


As you run out of the theater after being humiliated again, you would quickly get into your friend's car and rush it on out of there!

Back in the motel room, you would be up all night cussing up a storm at both society, and your bastard brother Ross!!!