A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad - Cuckoo

It was Monday, August 5th, 2024, and you have just gotten out of jail! You couldn't believe that you got arrested just for stealing some food from a convenience store! However, that would be just the beginning of your troubles! When you tried to go back to your home, your wife would answer the door in a hostile manner!
"Do you have my PS5 yet?"
"No, but I just got out of jail and..."
"WELL THEN, YOUR FAT ASS AIN'T GETTING INTO THIS HOUSE THEN!!!"
"Oh come on, I just got out of jail and...
"THAT IS NOT A FUCKING EXCUSE!!! YOU BROKE MY PS5, THEREFORE, YOU HAVE TO GODDAMN REPLACE IT!!!"
"But..."
"NO PS5, NO ENTRY BACK INTO THE HOUSE! BYE FATSO!"
She would say before slamming the door into your face!
You would call up an Uber to come pick you up and take you back to the motel...
After splurging another ton of money just to get another week in a room, you would decide to check in on that bastard brother Ross. As you check in on him, you would remember that he was writing stories about you and the rest of the family on some dumb website! You decided to check it out and, sure enough, you found out that HE IS STILL writing bullshit stories about you and the rest of the family! Pissed off over this, you would make a video for Facebook bitching about this!

After you posted this video, you would lay down in your bed, letting out a heavy sigh, wishing your life would just go back to normal!
Throughout the week, you would constantly call up your wife and plead with her to let you come back home! She usually tells you to get her a PS5 before hanging up on you abruptly! This would continue until Friday, August 9th, 2024, you would find out that Ross is seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE HAS DONE TO HIS FAMILY THIS PAST WEEK, AND HE IS STILL WATCHING THIS SHIT?!?
Not only that, but you just got more horrible news! Apparently, one of your brothers and his wife went to Applebee's for a bite to eat, but when they discovered they were short on money, slipped out of the restaurant as fast as they could! However, they didn't get far before the police caught up to them!


When one of your nieces found out about this, she would get into her vehicle and attempted to drive out there and save them! Unfortunately, because she had a bit too much Moonshine, she would run into a few cars on the way there. However, when she sees a bunch of cops following her, she would panic and park in a parking lot of a convenience store and runs inside, trying to hide a hiding spot! However, before she could, a cop would quickly snatch her up!


Furious with all of this, you would plan to confront the bastard again tomorrow at the movies!

The next day, on August 10th, 2024, you would wake up to your throat feeling incredibly bad and your cough being incredibly painful! You would manage to snatch up quite a bit of cough medicine from a nearby store, but it does little to help relieve your misery! You would then get paid a visit by one of your sisters and, as she comes into your motel room, would start to cough up a storm as well! She would then tell you that she bought a box with COVID tests inside. You and her would then go into the big bathroom and run some tests...and what you saw made your blood boil...


Are you fucking kidding?!?
ARE
YOU
MOTHER
FUCKING
KIDDING HERE?!?
YOU HAD SPENT THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON OF LAST YEAR COOPED UP IN A HOSPITAL WITH YOUR WIFE AND KIDS, SICK WITH COVID, AND SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS IN PURE MISERY! IT WAS THE WORST HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, AND CHRISTMAS IN RECENT MEMORY! YOU COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT BASTARD WOULD BRING BACK COVID AND MAKE YOUR FAMILY SICK WITH IT AGAIN! IF HE WOULD JUST STOP GOING BACK TO THAT GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER, HE WOULDN'T BE HANGING AROUND WITH THOSE DAMN FOREIGNERS, PICKING UP THOSE VILE DISEASES, AND BRINGING THEM BACK HOME TO MAKE EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY SICK!!!

After driving to a nearby hospital and getting yourself and your sister on a respiratory machine, you would make another video for Facebook before laying back down in your hospital bed with a painful groan...