A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad - Strange Darling

It was Monday August 19th, 2024, and you are currently sitting in your camper, still furious over your arrest last week! Not only that, but it was getting mighty hot inside of that camper! You wished that you were still living inside of your trailer home with the AC set on high! But unfortunately, because you were a bit behind on bills and taxes, you had your shit ILLEGALLY TAKEN FROM YOU BY THE IRS!!! Fuck the IRS, FUCK THE IRS TO HELL!!!

You would then spend the rest of the week fuming about how hot it was inside of the camper until Thursday, August 22nd, 2024, you would hear news that not only did Ross get himself a good lunch, but he was also seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding?!? Not only is your family going through tough times, but lately, you haven't been able to afford any food! Sure, you spent quite a bit of money on Moonshine, but that was not the point! The point is that this bastard needs to suffer because he still refuses to help the family out!!!


After posting your complaint on Facebook, you would go back to sleep in your humid camper!

On Friday, August 23rd, 2024, you would be woken up that morning by some horrible news! Last night, your niece and some of her friends would be out riding along a highway when those no good fucking pigs pull them over and started cuffing them for no reason whatsoever!!!


Are you fucking kidding?!? THEY ARE ARRESTING EVERYONE OVER A DAMN SEAT BELT?!? OH THAT FUCKING TEARS IT!!!

You would pick up one of your cousins and would drop by a bar and grill to "load up" on some liquid courage before confronting the bastard Ross at the movies! However, in your drunken stupor, you and your cousin would lose track of time and would be at the joint all night long! At some point when the waitress tells you two that the place is about to close up for the night, you two would mouth off at her, resulting in her having to call the police on you two!


As you and your cousin get taken off to jail with you still smoking from the tazer, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: