A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - The Substance Movie

It was Monday September 16th, 2024, and you have just gotten out of jail! You couldn't believe that you got arrested again just for driving around while being a little tipsy! You would spend the day recovering from yet, another horrible ordeal as you relax with your wife and kids.

On Tuesday, September 17th, 2024, you and your wife would be on the front porch arguing. You two were arguing over what to get for lunch. Your wife wanted chicken sandwiches from Chic-Fil-A while you wanted a dozen big macs from a McDonald's! you two would be arguing quite a bit until your daughter runs up onto the porch screaming for help!
"Mommy, Daddy, my brother needs help!"
"Why, what happened?"
"Daddy, my brother found a mushroom growing behind a fence and he um...picked it up and um...ate it..."


You and your wife would go into a panic and quickly drive your son up to a hospital to get treated. Outside in a waiting room, while waiting for your son to finish treatment, you would get into another argument with your wife.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD!!!"
"HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!? YOUR HIS MOTHER! YOU SHOULD OF BEEN WATCHING HIM!!!"
"WELL YOUR THE FATHER, YOU ARE JUST AS MUCH TO BLAME AS I AM YOU FAT FUCK!!!"
"IF YOU HAVE ALLOWED ME TO EAT SOME DELICIOUS BIG MACS FROM MCDONALD'S, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE AT THE HOSPITAL GETTING MY SON TREATED!!!"
"AND IF YOU CARED ABOUT THE KIDS AS MUCH AS YOU DO ABOUT FUCKING FOOD, YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS WOULDN'T BE IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH OUR CHILD, NOW WOULD YOU?!?

Eventually, your son finishes treatment and you two would take him home with a big sigh of relief.

A couple of days later, on September 19th, 2024, you would see videos on you sister's Facebook. Apparently, she was starting to come up short on money paying off the greedy bill collectors, so she started doing some paintings to help come up with the money.


You would start to fume again, realizing that the greedy utility companies are at it again with their greedy, grubby hands!

The next day, on Friday, September 20th, 2024, you would find out that your sister got into an altercation at her son's High School football game, when she allegedly tried to start a fight with a group of teenagers!


Not only that, but you would find out that Ross is planning on seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? Your family is still recovering from the death of your aunt and he is still watching these horror movies?!? The fuck is wrong with him?!? You would then plan to confront him about it tomorrow at the movies.

However, on September 21st, 2024, you would get some bad news! Apparently, your mother would be staying in a hotel room with her dog because the greedy utility companies have cut off her power again! Apparently, the hotel staff had an issue with her over her dog and when your mother decided to get verbal about it, hotel staff were left with no choice but to call the police on her!


Furious with this, you would get into your wife's car and start to drive off to try to save your mom! However, you wouldn't get very far before the police would pull you over for your bad plates.


As you get driven off to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: