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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies. |
It was Halloween of 2024, and you are currently getting yourself, your wife, and the kids ready to go trick-or-treating! However, this hasn't been a pleasant week for you and your family! Especially your sister's family. On the morning of October 29th, 2024, your sister would be woken up by some loud pounding on her front door! When she answered it, it was Ross's cop buddy, coming in with a "Notice of Seizure" papers. Your sister would look at it and realizes that the cop was going to take her license plate because her license has recently been suspended due to no insurance! Well, if the electric company wasn't so greedy, YOUR SISTER WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO AFFORD AUTO INSURANCE! GREEDY BASTARDS!!! Throughout that whole day and the next, she would have to use Uber to get around town and do errands! On October 30th, 2024, your sister would be going to the DMV. While going over there, she would talk about how she has to, once again, shove away another contractor, because he, like the last one, was money hungry and kept asking for additional money whenever something comes up during his job! Eventually, she would get her license plate back and everything settled...for a whopping total of $600!!! You would think that she is finally able to get some trouble behind her! But you would be wrong... On the morning of Halloween 2024, you would see a post made by your sister! Apparently, her sons got arrested in school over some shenanigans caused by some asshole teacher over Tik-Tok videos! Are you fucking kidding? YOUR NEPHEWS DID NOT DESERVE TO GO TO JUVENILE HALL ON GODDAMN HALLOWEEN! And to top it all off, THAT BASTARD WAS SEEING ANOTHER DUMB INDIAN FILM!!! Well, regardless, you and your whole family would finally leave and go trick-or-treating! Things would be going smoothly...until your family decided to drive to Chuck-E-Cheese to finish the night off at and get some pizza! This was fine and dandy until your family drives up to the door of the Chuck E. Cheese...and see that they are closed for good... This would immediately cause all of the kids to start crying, pissing off all of the adults! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) You had half a mind to drive by Ross's house and beat the shit out of him for this! As soon as the kids are put to bed, you and your wife would let out a big sigh and turn on some Fortnite... Meanwhile, while this was going on, your sister, pissed off still over the fact that not only are her sons in Juvenile Hall on Halloween, but all the other kids are crying and suffering because there was no more Chuck E. Cheese, would go by a Little Caesar's pizza and buys some pizza...just to drive by Ross's house and throw pizza at it like an angry child! Surprisingly, Ross didn't call the cops over this, but he sure did complain about it all over social media! On the day of November 1st, 2024, not only would you get news that one of your brothers and his family just got arrested, but Ross was seeing another dumb Indian film tomorrow... Are you goddamn fucking kidding here?!? He already went to this godforsaken movie theater for a show last night! WHY THE HELL IS HE GOING BACK FOR ANOTHER ONE?!? Furious with this, you would plan to confront Ross yourself since one of your brothers has failed to do so earlier tonight. On November 2nd, 2024, you would be getting bad news yourself! Apparently, your wife, strapped for money because of the greedy electric company, went by a motel with a pool area and...offered some "services" to the young dudes there...well, the mothers of the boys weren't happy and were quick to call the cops on your wife! Upset with this, you would grab your kids and start to head over to the next town over where the godforsaken International Movie Theater is! After you come through the town, you would stop by a car wash to get the vehicle nice and clean while planning to use it to plow into Ross and his asshole friends! While in the wash, you would drink down some "White Claw" beer, as well as some "Crown Royal" to get your spirits high and yourself ready to fight! However, as you were driving away from the car wash facility, you have unknowingly caused damage to the facility as you drive off drunk! About a mile or two down the road from the car wash facility, a cop would pull you over, making you cuss up a storm for a bit before starting to calm yourself down... As you get taken off to jail while your wife's mother comes and picks up your screaming and crying kids, you would cuss up a storm under your breath, wishing that someday, you can finally kick that bastard's ass!!! |