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My family goes berserk while I'm at a hockey game. |
It was Sunday, November 24th, 2024, and you are quite hungover from your partying last night. You are also quite nauseous from eating all of that pizza from Pizza Hut. As you try to recover from your wild night, you would get some news from Facebook about your sister getting into another feud with a neighbor! Seriously, your nephew is just learning how to drive! Her neighbor really needs to chill out! On Monday, November 25th, 2024, you would find out that more of your family has lashed out against the Hockey team and also got their social media accounts banned as well! Seriously, if Ross had never set foot at that Hockey game, your family wouldn't be getting into so much trouble on social media!!! On Tuesday, November 26th, 2024, you found out that your sister has once again went back to the hospital! Apparently, even though she was still infected with Pneumonia, she still thought it would be a good idea to hit up her vape pen. As her lungs started to burn, she struggled to breathe and her sons had to rush her to the hospital! On Wednesday, November 27th, 2024, things would be quite crazy on this day! It would start off with your sister joining "Kick" because she kept getting into trouble with Youtube! And it's totally not because she keeps doing illegal stuff on live-stream nor is she making violent threats on live-stream as well!!! However, you would also get news that Ross is once again going to another Hockey game! Are you fucking kidding? Last time he went to this, you and your wife got emotionally hurt and spent all night eating pizza and downing "White Claw" beer to try keep your emotions at bay!!! Upset with this, you and your wife would get into the SUV and would drive over to where the bastard lives! As you get close to the asshole's home, you would notice quite a number of cars there! You think that the bastard is throwing some kind of party or something. You would then proceed to angrily run up the driveway and pound on Ross's door! After a few minutes, a couple of beefed up Indian dudes would come out and start talking shit to you! These guys looked like they have been hitting up the gym quite a bit! Despite the obvious disadvantage against you, you decided to talk some real trash to these two men before they get pissed off and decided to lay out your ass on your brother's driveway! (Warning: the following media contains explicit content. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) Soon, the police would arrive and instead of arresting these two assholes for jumping you, they arrested YOU FOR TRESPASSING!!! On Thanksgiving Day of 2024, you would be coming out of your jail cell in a very depressed mood. You were really looking forward to sitting down at the big Thanksgiving table and eating turkey and ham and dressing with your family! But instead, that asshole brother Ross meddled with your shit and now, you are having Thanksgiving with complete strangers in the jailhouse! You would be given a plate of what looks REMOTELY like Thanksgiving food! You then decided to post a video about your experience as you dig in to the mediocre Holiday meal! However, as you spend the Thanksgiving Holiday in the jailhouse, you would be getting some not-so-good news! On Saturday, November 30th, 2024, you would find out that your wife was going to confront Ross at the Hockey game! She would down a good bit of "White Claw" beer before grabbing her daughter and leaving for the game! When she arrived, she was unable to get any tickets, both because they were sold out and because she couldn't come up with the money, thanks to the greedy electric company! As your wife walks back to her car, she would suddenly open up the car door on your daughter's face at one point, which caused some people to get concerned and calls the police on her! (Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!) Are you fucking kidding? First of all, those assholes need to mind their own goddamn business! Two, those fucking pigs need to quit being such assholes! And three, if you weren't locked up, you would of been able to come to your wife's rescue and fended off those fucking pigs! Whenever you get out of this jailhouse, you are going to teach that bastard a thing or two and get your revenge!!! |