Dumb Thoughts!

A Ring Around the Tub...

"You've got a ring around the tub." Robin remarked.

"Well, why don't you clean it." Bob smiled.

"Do I look like your maid?
Why don't you clean it yourself?"
Robin smiled back.

She was wearing a blue jumpsuit and white blouse.

Bob got out his phone and scrolled.
"Helow. I have a ring around my tub...
Here's my address and credit card number...
Today? Great!"

Bob hung up and had a toothy smile.

"So. You hired someone for the ring in your tub."
Robin was disdainful.

"The MAIDS will also straighten up the house.
I've worked with them before..."
Bob had a big toothy smile.

"Well, when do they..." Robin answers the door.
In walk the MAIDS.
There are three of them.

"They look like they work at HOOTERS!"
Robin is huffy as the three MAIDS walk past her.

"Hi! Bob!" One of the MAIDS waves and goes to the tub.

Bob smiles and waves.
"That's what I call service."