A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad - Sinners Beware!

It was April 14th, 2025, and you are planning a glorious trip to Wrestlemania!


You couldn't believe that you would be heading to Las Vegas soon!


However, before you finish booking a room and buying tickets, your wife would storm into the office and ask what the fuck you are doing.
"Oh um, just planning a little trip to Las Vegas to go to Wrestlemania and um..."
"Sorry, that's not happening, you have kids to take care of, and I want you home to celebrate Easter with them!"
"Oh come on honey, I got conned out of the money last year, PLEASE LET ME GO THIS TIME!"
"Sorry, no, your kids and Easter are more important! Now call off your plans and..."
"BUT I WANT TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA!!!"
"AND I TOLD YOU THAT THE KIDS AND EASTER ARE MORE IMPORTANT! NOW CALL OFF THE TRIP! AND BY THE WAY, WE HAVE TO PAY OUR TAXES TOMORROW TOO BIG BOY!!!"

That last part pissed you off even more! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY AFFORD TAXES WHEN UTILITY BILLS AND GROCERIES KEEP GOING UP?!?

The next day, on April 15th, 2025, you pay a good chunk of your money to Uncle Sam and then take your wife to go shopping at Target...


You couldn't believe you have to spend the last bit of your paycheck on crap for the little shits! Seriously, you should be in Vegas, hitting the slots and the strip joints right now, NOT STUCK AT HOME PAYING OUT THE ASS IN TAXES AND CELEBRATING EASTER WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!!!

On Wednesday, April 16th, 2025, you were once again moping in the office, wishing for some miracle, when you suddenly get notifications on Facebook! Apparently, Ross is seeing another horror movie...in Cinemark XD format!!!


Are you fucking kidding? DOES ROSS NOT REALIZE YOUR FAMILY IS STILL REELING FROM SOME RECENT STORMS AND HAD TO FORK OVER SHIT LOADS OF MONEY TO UNCLE SAM?!? Seriously, this bastard needs a wake-up call!!!

On Friday, April 18th, 2025, you and your wife would head to a Mexican restaurant to eat some food before heading to the theaters!


While eating at the restaurant, you would get some bad news in regards to your sister. Apparently, she tried to get a job with Door Dash earlier today.


But unfortunately, due to her "less than perfect" driving record, she was denied a job. She would then take to Facebook to bitch and whine about this!


Shortly after making the video, she would try to confront Ross at the new movie theater, but she wouldn't be able to go in because she didn't have any money whatsoever! However, as she started to cause a scene outside of the movie theater, some cops arrive to confront your sister!


And while this was going on, your nephews would be hanging out with some friends at a Kroger store, just minding their own business, when the cops arrive out of the blue! Apparently, the group was causing a ruckus at a shopping center earlier that day and got the boot from security there and are now getting the boot from Kroger over their behavior!


After you finish eating, you would get amped up and ready to beat the shit out of the asshole for making your family suffer again! After arriving at the movies, you would convince your wife to use her credit cards to purchase the pricey Cinemark XD tickets and go inside to confront the bastard! As soon as you go into the showroom, you would see the bastard, but he was sitting at the very fucking top! You would let out a deep sigh and sit in your chair, planning to wait until the bastard comes down the stairway before confronting him!
After the movie was over, you were about to get up and knock that asshole's block off, but you suddenly felt dizzy and before you could do anything, you collapsed and rolled down the stairway like a fleshy boulder!

You would come to at a medical center, where a nurse would ask if you ate or drink anything recently that may have made you sick. You told them that you think the border hoppers at that Mexican restaurant may have poisoned your food or something or didn't cook it right! After a lengthy discussion with the doctor, it turns out that you have gotten dizzy and collapsed due to dehydration! You proudly tell the doctor about all the sugary Pepsi drinks you have guzzled down that week, but it didn't please the doctor one bit! Instead, he starts to go on a tirade on how you should cut back on sugary drinks and start to drink water! As the doctor continues his tirade, you would start to feel your blood start to boil again, wishing that you had knocked that bastard out when you had the chance!!!