Poisoned Purple Pen

No Halfway

With a ligament tear at the knuckle of my ring finger of my right hand, typing has become a right pain in my ass. I am trying to be creative, but damn if I don't keep forgetting about the buddy bands strapped to my pinky and ring finger, and just try typing like normal.

I have never been good at halfway, or hunting and pecking. If I thought my finger looked deformed before wearing these things, it looks worse now. There are definitely indentions where the straps sit, and my knuckle is swollen, but I won't lie—it does feel better having the support.

Here's hoping I can keep it up for the next seven weeks .

I've been on an 80s listening kick lately. I long for the past, when the world made sense to me.

As far as I can see, every day is a new what in the actual F did he just say? Brain freeze.

Who elected this deranged lunatic anyway?