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A series of stories involving my family's battle against Foreign movies.

#1092008 added June 22, 2025 at 11:12am
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A Child's Terrifying Trip to the Movies! - Kuberaa
It was Father's Day, 2025, and you are currently sitting on the couch back at home with your wife. Your wife is currently kneeling in front of an urn that has her father's remains inside of it, crying her eyeballs out, screaming about how she misses him so much and how he should still be alive to help her out! Earlier, you also cried in front of another urn that has your late father's remains inside of it! You would yell at God, yelling at God at about how your father was taken away from your family so soon and how he should be back on Earth, straightening things out in the family, keeping your sister sane and alive! Making her boys behave and return to church and school, and most importantly, BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BASTARD BROTHER ROSS FOR ALLOWING ALL OF THIS HORRIBLE STUFF TO HAPPEN IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE! YOU ALSO DAMN THAT INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER, CLAIMING THAT THIS PLACE WAS THE SOURCE OF ALL OF YOUR FAMILY'S MISERY AS WELL AS THE PLACE THAT STARTED A DOMINO EFFECT THAT STARTED CLAIMING INNOCENT LIVES IN YOUR FAMILY, INCLUDING YOUR DEAR SISTER!
Back on the couch, you would look up that bastard's Twitter feed and see him talking about how awesome that Ballerina movie is! You also noticed that he has gained control of your late sister's Youtube channel and put all of her videos on private, claiming that they were filled with, "Racism and Bigotry", even though you know for a fact that everything she has said in her live-streams were true!
"Oh fuck him!"
You angrily shout as you chuck a slice of pizza at the TV as it talks about the escalation between the US and Iran! As you reach down and grab another slice of pizza, you would feel a strange sensation in your throat, which causes you to start choking! You tried downing some sugary Mountain Dew drinks, but they seem to have no effect! Your wife would hear the commotion and runs into the TV room, asking if you are OK. You would try to say something, but you would collapse onto the ground just as your wife starts screaming her head off and begins to dial 911! The last thing you hear before blacking out would be your children busting out crying as they see their father passing out on the ground!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


Soon, the screaming of your wife and kids fade out completely and you are left in a deep, black void! You would panic and look around for a bit before you see a flash of light! You would then see a robed figure holding an intimidating looking scythe with a skeletal hand! You would then realize who it was...the Grim Reaper himself!!!


You would then panic, realizing that you have just died in front of your wife and kids!
"Hello there, you must be Lardo!" The horrible figure would say!
"L-Look, I'm too young to die! My kids just started school, and I haven't hit 40 yet!"
"Yes, but your body is bloated like a blimp, and your organs are in terrible shape! Besides, I have your sister Jenice here, and she is waiting for you!"

The skeletal figure would then start to reach out for you! You yell and try to move, but you are frozen stiff in place! Just as the skeletal hand is within inches from you, you hear someone yell, "CLEAR!" before you would feel a jolt through your body and the black void is suddenly replaced with a crowded hospital room! The first thing you see is a doctor holding defibrillator paddles before commenting that you are back and stepping aside for the nurses to start putting random needles into your body! You would then groggily look around the room, realizing that you have just had a brush against death!


Sometime later, your wife would rush into the hospital room, crying her eyeballs out, thinking you have died in front of her and the kids! You ask what happened and she tells you that after you blacked out, you were in a comatose state for a few days while the doctors cleared out yet, another infection that has formed inside of your throat! You then realized that it was Wednesday, June 18th, 2025! You also remember this happening to you last year and how it ruined Mother's Day because you spent it in a hospital getting berated by doctors!
After getting enough strength to get out of the hospital bed, you would have another talk with a doctor and once again, are told about the cyst that has formed in your throat and how you needed your tonsils removed! You would be once again leaving the hospital in a pissed off mood because you didn't have time for tonsil surgery, even though you just had a brush with death itself! And even though you left the hospital with high blood sugar, you thought it would be a good idea to hit up an ice cream place and buy several pints of ice cream!


Your wife would ask if this is such a good idea, especially considering that you just nearly died days ago, but you told her that you have laughed off death, the doctors are full of shit, you totally don't need to be on a diet, and you aren't going to waste money on a medical procedure! Besides, those bastards in the white coats have gotten greedy in recent years, it's time they either get cheaper or at the very least, stop charging so much damn money! As soon as that big gut of yours is filled up with sugary ice cream, you would tell your wife goodbye before heading back to the hotel room and going inside! You really wished you could be with your wife and kids right now, but some stupid bond conditions are keeping you from going home! Fucking asshole judge!

On Friday, June 20th, 2025, you would be with your wife and kids again, eating at a Taco Bell!


Your wife would once again be asking if this is such a good idea, considering that you nearly died earlier that week, but you once again tell her that it's in the past, and to kindly shut up about it! As you were about to eat your 3rd burrito, you would get a bunch of notifications on your phone! Apparently, that bastard brother Ross is planning to go back to that damn International Movie Theater to see yet, another dumb Indian film!


Are you fucking kidding? WHY THE FUCK IS HE GOING BACK TO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE?!? DOESN'T HE REALIZE THAT NOT ONLY IS THIS PLACE THE SOURCE OF ALL OF YOUR FAMILY'S MISERY, BUT RECENTLY YOUR SISTER DIED IN A FIERY WRECK ON ONE OF THE NIGHTS HE WAS AT THIS GODDAMN PLACE!!!

You would scarf down about a dozen or two tacos before dropping your wife and kids off at their home and driving back to the hotel room, quickly getting onto your laptop and making a bunch of posts, spewing one angry message after another at the fucking bastard!

The next day, on Saturday, June 21st, 2025, you would get some horrible news! Yesterday morning, while your mother was driving her grandson to school, her erratic driving would get the attention of the police, which would not end well for her!


Are you fucking kidding? THAT NEEDLE WAS NOT LOADED WITH METH, IT WAS LOADED WITH MEDICINE! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF ZEPBOUND OFFICER?!? DAMN!
Not only that, but one of your nieces would hear about this and she, along with her younger siblings, would rush over to try to save her grandma, but would get pulled over for her speeding!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


Then another one of your nieces would get arrested just for simply defending herself against her mother after missing a school bus due to her being tired from doing "Crunch Time" all night with her school notes!


This would piss you off to no end! You would then start to get your camera and equipment ready, but then realize that if you try anything against that bastard, your bond would get revoked and your fat ass would be back in jail! You would then let out a sigh and take an Uber to Olive Garden and order up a plate of lasagna, a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, and a plate of bruschetta! Your waiter would ask if it's wise to eat all of this food up at once, but you just yell at him to take the order! As you start to dig in to your big feast, tears would pour down your face as you eat up your feelings with a bunch of Italian food!
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