A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - A Primitive War

It was Monday, August 18th, 2025, and you are in a blind panic! You just got a bill and a note from the electric company, saying that if payments aren't made this month, power will be cut off! So, you decided to swallow some pride and sell your own bedroom set as well as the children's beds, just to make the money needed to pay those goddamn extortionists at the electric company!
The next day, on Tuesday, August 19th, 2025, you would find a person willing to buy your furniture and gives you just enough money to pay off those damn extortionists! However, you would discover that after paying off such a hefty bill, you were left with literally a pocket of change!


Because of this, you had to throw away the trip to the pizza restaurant that you had planned to take the kids to and bought a huge container of cheap-ass ramen noodles instead!


Not only that, but you had to pull out the air mattresses that were used during emergencies for you and the kids to sleep on! This sucked major fucking ass! You and your kids were living like bums and that bastard Ross was out living the high life!

On Wednesday, August 20th, 2025, you would be doing another live-stream with your buddies on Youtube! You would all be discussing something until someone donating something tells you that God is ashamed of your gluttony and if your late father was around, he would send you to boot camp just to work off the weight! This caused you to snap and started yelling in the live-stream, claiming that God doesn't exist and if he did, your sister would still be alive, your father would be alive, Ross wouldn't be hanging out with rag-heads, and all of your aunts and uncles that have passed away from Covid would still be alive also! The show's host, Ginger, would try to calm you down, but you just told everyone to go fuck themselves before logging off and jumping onto your air mattress to cry your eyeballs out!
The next day, on Thursday, August 21st, 2025, you would be rudely woken up by your wife screaming in the hallway, demanding to know what your outburst was during the live-stream last night! Your wife was paying your rental home a visit at the time. You tell her that you just snapped and needed a White Claw beer to help calm you down! She gets mad and tells you that you are from a religious family and if your father heard that nonsense, he would definitely dish out an ass whopping! Before your wife left, she would steal your only bottle of laundry detergent, saying that the electric company has cleaned out her bank account as well! After she left the house in an angry huff, you would cuss up a storm under your breath, as now you have nothing to wash your clothes with! While you are online looking for cheap laundry detergent, you would find out that Ross is seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding?!? YOU AND YOUR KIDS ARE LIVING LIKE BUMS RIGHT NOW! EATING NOTHING BUT CHEAP ASS RAMEN NOODLES AND SLEEPING ON AIR MATTRESSES! ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE FLAT BROKE FROM PAYING THE EXTORTIONISTS AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY!!!

You would go on another tirade on Twitter before going to bed in a pissy huff!
Days later, on Saturday August 23rd, 2025, you would get some bad news! Last night, one of your cousins was outside the Sheriff's office for a custody exchange of her child! Instead of getting the child, she would be slapped with handcuffs and thrown into a jail cell!


Not only that, but one of your nieces would be at a dog park, walking her dog, when she would see one of the rag-headed pricks that brainwashed Ross at the damn theater! She would go over and slap him around a bit before trying to run off with her dog! Unfortunately, the cops would quickly catch up to her and arrest her on the spot!


Not only did she get arrested, but one of your brothers would try to save her, but would get arrested himself! After he gets the handcuffs slapped on and tossed into the back of a cop car, he would go on a drunken tirade during his ride to jail!


This would quickly kill the mood to want to confront the bastard at the movies and instead decided to stay at home and eat a bunch of pizza while watching some random shows on Netflix...