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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Saturday, November 1st, 2025, and you are currently taking your kids to Pizza Hut restaurant to make it up to them after showing your ass while they were out trick-or-treating. As you arrive at the Pizza Hut restaurant, you would see that there is quite a number of people lining up for the pizza buffet. You would cuss up a storm before heading over to a Domino's to go to their drive-thru and pick up a dozen pizzas there. As you eat your pizza, you would grumble about how Ross ruined yet, another Halloween by going to see a stupid Frankenstein movie on an IMAX screen. Several days later, on November 5th, 2025, you would get news that one of your brothers and his family would FINALLY have power, after going for about a week and a half without it because of how lazy the electric company is! And to top it all off, they leave behind a bill after everything is said and done! Such dick-heads! Not only that but later that night, to help pay off the extravagant bill the electric company left at your place, you decided to go back onto OnlyFans and humiliate yourself again, this time by using patches of hot wax to take off every single strand of hair off of your body! It was quite painful, but this is what it takes to make money for that evil, greedy electric company! Of course, you could get a real job instead, but you are above that nonsense! A couple of days later, on November 7th, 2025, you would start the day off with another humiliating video on OnlyFans! This time, to make up extra money needed just to bring your bank account out of the red, you would get yourself covered in tar and then feathered, all just so you could make the money to restore your bank account and have grocery money!!! As you try to wash off the tar and feathers, you would get some bad news! For starters, you find out that Ross is seeing a new Predator movie! Not only that, but he is watching it in 3D IMAX again! Seriously, instead of dumping buckets of money on stupid shit like this, he should be using it to help his poor family out with electric bills and groceries! Damn him!!! Not only that, but your family would be having another one of their family gatherings in the country side! They would park all of their videos on a random farmer's plot of land! Of course, the property owner told them they couldn't park there, but the family dismissed it as nothing! However, about an hour later, while at the gathering, your family would hear tow trucks going off as their vehicles get towed! Your family would panic and run down the road as tow trucks drive off, fully loaded up with their ILLEGALLY TOWED vehicles! Your sibling would get pissed and posts a video about it on TikTok! Enraged with all of this, your family would storm the property manager's place of business and demand compensation, but instead, would get slapped with handcuffs! This would royally piss you off! Tomorrow, you are going to get back at that bastard at the Imax Theater! The next day, on November 8th, 2025, you would ride on a bus out to the boardwalk to where the Imax Theater is and attempt to go inside! Unfortunately, you needed AT LEAST $25 to get a 3D IMAX ticket! You probably would have the money if the electric bill and groceries weren't so goddamn expensive!!! You would let out a big sigh before opening up your book bag and pulling out a sign for you to wear as you march around the Boardwalk again, hoping a kind soul or two would help spare some money for a movie ticket! Once again, this would last about an hour or two before security would drive you off and you are once again on a bus, heading home while you are crying your eyeballs out! |