A Crazy Night at Broadway!

A Crazy Night at Broadway! - Back to the Future: The Musical

It was Wednesday, December 10th, 2025, and it was the anniversary of your father's death! You feel like that ever since your father has passed away 8 years ago, things have gone bad really quick! From your sister getting cancer and dying in a horrible car wreck, to your mother losing her home in a fire, to her losing her husband after he was struck by a drunk driver, to your aunts dying of horrible deaths because of respiratory viruses, to your best friends dying with heart diseases due to weight problems. And now, your asshole brother Ross hanging out with foreigners while you are stuck at home each weekend with the little shits! Speaking of, the little shits still have Staph infection, which would NOT OF HAPPENED IF ROSS JUST STAYED AWAY FROM FOREIGNERS AND STOPPED BRINGING HOME AWFUL DISEASES!!!
That night, you would order up quite a bit of food to throw a feast for your late father! Because eating away your feelings is the best way to deal with grief and depression!

The next day, on December 11th, 2025, you would be getting shocking news that morning! For one, when you stepped on the scale to check in on your weight lost progress, you were shocked to see that instead of losing more weight... you GAINED more weight...all the way from 325 to 375! You wondered just how the Hell you gained all that weight back so fast! Of course, Ross, being the insensitive bastard he is, would constantly tell you that your constant trips to buffets, as well as ordering dozens of pizzas and big macs has probably led up to you gaining all that weight back! You once again blame the weight gain on depression and nothing else! Not only that, but you find out that not only is Ross and his group going on vacation to New Orleans, they would be going by a theater to watch a musical based on the "Back to the Future" movies!


Are you fucking kidding? YOU ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM THE HORRIBLE TRAGEDY THAT WAS THANKSGIVING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO A DAMN MUSICAL WHILE YOUR KIDS ARE STILL SICK?!?
Furious with the revelation, one of your relatives would go on a tirade over the musical!


This was fucking bullshit! You would start to make plans to travel down there and confront the bastard in New Orleans over this!
Meanwhile, your friend Benjamin finds out about Ross giving you grief again and decided to go back to Ross's house shortly after he left home for the trip and decides to wrap up his house like a Christmas present!


Satisfied that you two are starting to get back at Ross, you would down a "White Claw" beer or two before going to sleep that night!

The next day, on December 12th, 2025, you would get some bad news! Your cousin and his wife would be staying in a motel room because the government ILLEGALLY condemned their trailer due to it being "too filthy" to live in. While he was out at work, his wife would pass out after downing a jug of Moonshine! While passed out, her son would run out of the hotel room and runs around the parking lot, getting the attention of both motel guests and the police!
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Not only that, but when your mother tried to chase Ross and follow him to New Orleans, she would get pulled over because of her careless driving!


Furious with this, you would attempt to pack your bags for New Orleans, but your wife would barge into the bedroom with an elf costume.
"Hey honey, what are you doing packing your bags?"
"I'm going to New Orleans to confront that bastard Ross and kick his ass! Also, who is the costume for? I'm kinda busy packing!"
"Well, the kids want to go back to the Christmas Festival and..."
"Sorry, don't have time for that bullshit, gotta confront Ross in New Orleans and..."
"Yeah well, we don't have the money for the trip! We got a 5K loan to pay off, remember? Now put on this costume and..."
"Look honey, I don't give a shit about paying off a loan, I have to confront Ross down in New Orleans and..."
"AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT WE CAN'T AFFORD THE TRIP RIGHT NOW! NOW PUT ON THIS FUCKING ELF COSTUME OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL CALL THE DOCTOR AND TELL HIM ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP YOUR OWN DIET!!!"

You would let out a huge sigh before slipping on the tight outfit and going with your wife and kids to the Christmas Festival. And just like the past two years, there was not a food truck in sight! As you walk throughout the festival with a rumbling, hungry stomach, you would angrily think about all of the delicious food that Ross is probably dining on while down in New Orleans! Whenever that bastard comes back home, you were going to give him an ass kicking for Christmas!!!
That night, your wife would drop off the kids at her parents' house before you two would go back home with a dozen or two boxes of pizza, turn on the PS5, and began to play Fortnite again while smoking pot and drinking down "White Claw" beer!

The next day, on Saturday 13th, 2025, you would wake up hearing your kids screaming and crying in the household! You would then rush into the TV room to see the upset kids along with your wife's parents. You asked them what happened and apparently, your wife got arrested again! Apparently, on the way to pick up your kids, she decided to smoke up a huge blunt while driving! When she arrived at her parents' house, her parents didn't feel it was safe for her to take her kids home while she was high as a kite while driving! Your wife would get pissed and attack her parents before trying to flee! However, as she runs out of the house, she would run into some police officers!


This was such bullshit! If Ross never left for New Orleans and went to that stupid musical, you wouldn't be in this predicament! After your wife's parents leave, you would put your hands over your face as the kids continue to scream their heads off for the rest of the day...