A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - A Primate Movie

It was Wednesday, January 7th, 2026, and you are still quite furious over what happened during the holidays! First, you were arrested just trying to pay your damn bills, then you got arrested for complaining about a wrong burger order at a Whataburger! Seriously, who taught those fuckers how to cook a burger?!?

The next day, on Thursday, January 8th, 2026, you would get some news that Ross is seeing another horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? He is about to watch a dumb Indian film tonight, why does he keep going to the damn movies while your family is suffering?!? You would then start to make plans to confront the bastard tomorrow!

Your nephew, who was just buying medicine for his sick grandma, would get arrested just complaining about the prices of medicine!


Not only that, but another one of your nephews would get arrested under accusations of beating up his girlfriend!


Oh this would set you off! You would down a jug or two of Moonshine before unhooking the camper from the truck and driving off to confront the bastard! You would pull over at a gas station to fuel up. As you fuel up the truck, you would notice a familiar looking dude standing outside of his truck. You recognize him as one of the Indian pricks that hangs out with Ross at that fucking foreign theater! You would wait until he gets into his truck and takes off before you chase after him while downing another bottle of Moonshine! As soon as the prick walks into his house, you would slip out of your truck and would start to make plans to break into the house, kick his ass, and steal any valuables he has! However, your plans would get evaporated as soon as a dog started barking and in a panic, you would hide in the bushes! While hiding in the bushes, some police officers would drive by to check the area!


As you get taken off to jail, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: