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My Ode To Gift Points

Enjoy this and read it till the end...even if it pisses you off!


I guess you'd call me poor though I prefer unrich,
I guess you'd call me mean though I prefer b***h!
If you want to be my friend you can do so with ease,
All you have to do is give me Gift Points, please.

Begging is not beneath me, I beg better than anyone I know,
And lying is something I do very well, I reap but I never sow.
So let me tell you something while you're here, listen well,
Only by giving me Gift Points will you save your soul from Hell.

Now that you heard my plea I hope you will respond,
And if you do I hope you fill my Gift Point pond.
All that matters to me, you see,
Are the Gift Points people give to me.

If you are still reading this I hope you laughed a lot, it's okay,
You see, I wrote this as a joke to lighten up your day,
You don't really have to give me Gift points unless you want to,
If this poem was really good, rate it, that's all you have to do! :)