The Blue Book of Eastmarch

Songfics!!!

So you see what happens when I get bored? My sister and I write songifcs! And this seems like as good a place to put them. Since they are what we were thinking.

LIFESTYLES OF THE SHORT AND HAIRY (adaption of "Lifstyles of the Rich and the Famous" by Good Charlotte) by Sena and Kairi

Always see them in the Shire
Or smokin’ round the fire
Discussing their family trees
They’re not in hist’ry books,
All those Bagginses and Tooks
And they life the life, easy and free

BRIDGE
But if they found a Powerful Ring
Then they would go travlling
Though they’d rather run and hide
They need an awful lot of luck
To help them flounder through the muck
They’ve got courage deep inside, Deep inside

CHORUS
Lifestyles of the short and hairy
They’re always eating, always eating
If lack of meals is such a problem
Well they’ve got pantries
Lets have more of them!

Did you know Merry and Pippin they did risk their life
Just to get Sam and Frodo off and out of strife
they paid a high price for their friendship.
Did you know they took the Ring and threw it in the crack
And then the evil wizard stabbed them in the back
Then Sam was Mayor and Frodo sailed away.

BRIDGE

CHORUS

la de da de daaaa.... How'd you like that?

Oh, and Circe....

Lifstyles of the Rich and the Famous, Summer of 2003!!!

Hello, is Circe there? Hi, we were just wondering if you can see em on TV, or read it in the magazines.....

*snigger* Sorry folks, in-joke! ^_^ *LOL!* To bad you can't write silly voices over internet.

TOOKLAND WORLDWIDE (an adaption of "Waldorf Worldwide" by Good Charlotte) by Sena (with help from Kairi )

Listen up, from Rivendell to Mount Doom
I wanna cold beer and a little stolen mushroom
I wanna snug hole where I can smoke a pipe
Cos I’m tired of runnin’ just to keep my life
I wanna go to parties where they got fireworks
I wanna stay in the Shire where no danger lurks
Where elves and dwarves, and any other types,
Can sing their songs and sing ‘em all night, Sing it!

CHORUS:
Everything’s gonna be alright now,
Everything’s gonna be alright,
Sit down, drink up all night now,
Lets do this one more time
Everything’s gonna be alright,
Everything’s gonna be alright, alright

All I wanna eat is second breakfast,
All I wanna do is get my share.
All I wanna eat is second breakfast,
All I wanna do is get my share.

And I don’t wanna run and get squashed by Ents
I just want an easy way to save my friends
And I’m tired of the orcs huntin’ us hill and plain
Tired of the old man cos he’ll never explain
And I’m tired of never eating enough off my plate
And we don’t look important so they’re telling us to wait
Entish records said we didn’t exist
I don’t understand but I’m getting the gist

Said all I wanna eat is second breakfast,
All I wanna do is get my share.
All I wanna do is get home alive now
We’re hobbits, baby, and our feet are covered in hair

CHORUS

We’ll be self-made Travellers
Our lives we’ll lead without a care, oh yeah,
And we’ll see what will be

Everything’s gonna be alright now,
Everybody say ah yeah that’s right
Everything’s gonna be alright now,
Everybody say it one more time
Everything will be alright, alright

We’ll see you in the Shire, We’ll see you in the Shire
On the rolling hills
Or the Great Smials
Or in Buckland
Or at Bag End.

So there's a second one! Whoopee! No! Don't take my journal away! I'll be good! (just 2 more, and that's it, promise!)

I’M A RINGBEARER (adaption of "I'm a Believer" covered by Smashmouth) by Sena

I thought rings were only true in elven-tales
They’d come to someone else but not to me.
But Fate was out to get me
That’s the way it seems
And now that Ring is haunting all my dreams

CHORUS:
And then I saw his Eye
Now I’m a Ringbearer
I’ve gotta try
It’s destroying my mind
The Ring of Power ooooh aaaah
Now I’m a Ringbearer
The Eye is there up
In the Tower.

I thought rings were more or less an elven thing
But the more I learned the more scared I got, oh yeah
And the Eye is on me
I cannot be free
The only escape is over the sea

CHORUS

And the Eye is on me,
I cannot be free
The only escape is over the sea

CHORUS x2

So writing "The Lord of the rings in 30 mins" is going quite well, I think! I've only got about 5 more scenes to write, and I'm finished!! Wow!

MOVING ON (adaption of "Moving On" by Good Charlotte) by Kairi (okay, so it aint me, but she's my sister, so I'm allowed. ^_^)

When I think about my life
I wonder if I will survive
To live to see the Shire, one last time?
Like you my friend you just keep going
Even when the strain is growing
I just want a small garden to call my own

But not every hobbit knows that every hobbit goes to a better place
Every elf and dwarf goes, ever man on Earth knows of this better place
But the dark times will come and we’ll keep moving on, it can’t be far, Keep Movin’ On!

Life, Hope, Truth, Lies, Faith, Pride, Love, Spies
On without the things we’ve lost
the path we’ve walked will go with us.

And as I travel through this land,
I may become a better man
I wonder if we’ll ever see the end of this.
The strain on you it just keeps showing,
The weight you carry, it is growing
We need each other to help us make it through

But not every hobbit knows that every hobbit goes to a better place
Every elf and dwarf goes, ever man on Earth knows of this better place
But the dark times will come and we’ll keep moving on, it can’t be far, Keep Movin’ On!

Life, Hope, Truth, Lies, Faith, Pride, Love, Spies, Pain, Fear, Trust, Wear, Laugh, Cry, Live Die
You are your own enemy
While we now are family
make the best of the time given
This ‘aint ending, it’s beginning

Must keep moving on and we’ve got ev’rythin’ to lose
For everyone else we must get through
We’re moving on and on and on and on and on....

Life, Hope, Truth, Lies, Faith, Pride, Love, Spies, Pain, Fear, Trust, Wear, Laugh, Cry, Live Die
You are your own enemy
While we now are family
make the best of the time given
This ‘aint ending, it’s beginning

Well, there's my big huge journal violater! but it's the only one. And the rest is all my journal.
And besides, "songfic" isn't an option on this place, so this is the only spot to stick 'em. Oh well!

Have a great day!

~Assena x^_^x

-- Pervy Hobbit Fancier

'"For when you are older, you will learn that folk are not always what they seem; and though you may have taken me for a soft stranger lad and easy prey, let me warn you: I am not, I am a halfling, hard, bold and wicked!" Pippin pulled such a grim face that the boy stepped back a pace.'
~ROTK

"... though I am but four feet, and not likely to grow any more, save sideways."
~Pippin, ROTK