Conversations What Don't Make Sense

Conversation the Eight; Black inna Bar

Cactuar Joe: You know what sucks? Dad's gonna want to watch Band of Brothers. It's on when Mythbusters is on.

Shiroi: dude, what's up with that flick anyway? couldn't i just watch saving private ryan for the 1800er time and get like basically the same thing?

Cactuar Joe: I dunno. All WW2 movies look the same to me. And Mythbusters is so much more important anyway.

Shiroi: me too. planes, gore, bombs. and mythbusters basically trumps all, doesn't it? yes.

Cactuar Joe: Anything with a Chicken Cannon trumps anything else.

Shiroi: true. and don't forget the tipping of the dummy into the water with only a hammer to break his fall.

Cactuar Joe: True. Although I liked the barrel o' bricks better than the hammer fall thing.

Shiroi: what i like is the dude who just played fur elise on wine glasses on cirque de soliel.

Cactuar Joe: Oh, that's awesome! Sucks how I don't get Bravo.

Shiroi: that does suck. it was pretty cool. he played the whole first part. he had this fish bowl sized glass for the last note. then he fell down. he was a bit drunk.

Cactuar Joe: Ugh, it's Andy Rooney. Lewis Black could SO take Andy Rooney in a bar fight.

Shiroi: lewis black would take andy rooney out in a bar fight. he could just look at him and andy would be toasted. like sango's little fire look.

Cactuar Joe: Bwooosh! He's whining about can openers.

Shiroi: how offensive can can openers really be? can-can operators. ha. -thought i'd just get that out of the way so we could move on-

Cactuar Joe: Huh?

Shiroi: you know, dancers? can-can dancers? ...

Cactuar Joe: Oh, that.