The Chill Kid with the Cool Hat

An attack against Emo

Well, everyone should know that I hate emo kids, and since my hair got cut and people have been calling me emo, it has just fueled the fire.

Some kid came into Stop and Shop today and he was wearing a pink shirt. This was no ordinary emo kid. This was SUPER EMO KID! Pants so tight that he couldn't walk right, a studded belt, and a skin tight sweatshirt over his pink shirt. I swear, there is nothing that says "I'm such a fucking queer" than a pink shirt on a guy. Real men wear pink? What the fuck? Real men KILL EMO KIDS! Then they skin them and wear them. I fucking hate them all. The music is really getting to me too. Oh sure, there are a few gems out there. A very few. But the rest are absolute shit. Every Time I Die? Bleeding Through? What the hell is next with pathetic names and crybaby music?

You know what? I'm going to put together the ultimate emo band. Ofcourse I won't be part of it, I just want to set it up. The name is going to be PUSSY TEARS! All they'll do is go on stage with their instruments, hold hands, and start crying for an hour and a half. After they're done, they'll say their sorry for being retarded and walk off stage. It's gonna be sweet.

Now this isn't against every single emo kid out there. Some are actually alright. As for every group in the world goes: A few winners, a whole lot of losers.