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Rated: 18+ · Book · Writing · #464720
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#342494 added April 21, 2005 at 2:57am
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Overkill?
Apparently I can't say the word "sexy" in my bio blurb...as in...

"Hi. Thanks for dropping by. I'm psychic. I'm sensing doubt. I also sense you think I'm awful sexy.

Maybe it's just the shitty mood I'm in lately but this seems to me to border on being silly. Maybe I've been throwing around the word "sexy" too freely without stopping to give thought to all the innocent minds out there I've been corrupting.

Like I said, I admit to being in a shitty mood lately so it's not hard to piss me off right now. I wasn't trying to use "sexy" in a pornographic way but as a synonym for "attractive" (which was too long for my bio character/word limit). Maybe other folk's definition of the word "sexy" is different than mine. Maybe others find it offensive.

When all is said and done, this IS their site afterall and I respect that. Rules are rules and if "sexy" is forbidden in other's bios then I accept it shouldn't be in mine either. I suppose they gotta draw the line somewhere.

It still seems awfully silly to me.

Here then is the entire uncut smutty version of my offending bio, deemed too horrible for sensitive eyes. Read on at your own risk. You've been warned.



"Hi. Thanks for dropping by. I'm psychic. I'm sensing doubt. I also sense you think I'm awful sexy. Awww. Why thank you. You're making me blush. What's that? I'm NOT awful sexy. I'm just plain awful? Oh. I see. Well moving on then...I decided not to upgrade. I had 117+ items here. Now that it's only 5 there's a whole lot less of me to love. I hope to rotate the 1st of my 5 items when I have more time. UPDATE! I was upgraded! Thanks Amy :) Shine on. Thumb" *Bigsmile*




Filth. Nothing but filth.

Funny noone's said anything about it before. For almost three years "sexy" has been sitting in my bio block. I've even had the odd moderator and senior moderator drop by my port from time to time. Shame on you all for not pointing out my wicked ways before this. And you call yourselves protectors of the righteous?


I do so love my internet addiction.

*Sick*



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