Marv's Mind

24 hr Penis Envy

Penis for a day...

I've always had a bad case of penis envy. I've often dreamt of having a penis of my own. Nothing perpetual, just a 24 hr bug.

I think of the things I would do with my penis. I would spend most of the time masturbating. Stroking my penis with all ten fingers. Instead of getting fucked... I'd do the fucking. Instead of "cleaning up" after sex I would just wipe off my penis with a towel and roll over to sleep. I would piss outside without the worry of it splattering on my shoes and socks. I would sit back, pull it out and gaze at it for hours. (not too long 'cause of the time frame I'd be working with)

Just before the clock strikes midnight I would punch myself in the balls to see if it really hurts...tick tock...tick tock

-Marv-