Marv's Mind

Technical Difficulties

I must have a metal plate in my head or give off some special, fucked up kind of electricity
cuz every computer I'm near goes ape shit.

The computers at work went down last Thursday night and still aren't working. I was
told today by one of the tech people that they have to order a part and it could be
at least 2 more days. I'm thinking what the fuck have you dick heads been doing
this whole time? I gotta work! I can't just sit around and suck my thumb! Sheeeeesh!

The computer at home is totally screwed! Explorer stopped working late last week!
It can't find any page. I can type in any address and it can't find it. I found Netscape
and upgraded and it worked for less than one day. Then all of the sudden it can't find
any domains.

Today after work, I went grocery shopping and the computer in the check-out line went nuts!
I bought a whole buggie full but it was Zoo's deoderant that fucked up the scanner. The
checker outer woman had to flash her light to get a manager over to figure out what the
hell happened. All I was trying to do was cook some dinner and help my man smell good.
The manager canceled out the purchase and the little checker outer woman had to rescan
all of my items, including the deoderant.

Am I jinxed? Has somebody put a hex on me? Am I cursed? I must of wronged somebody and this is
what I get. Sorry, whoever you are.

-Marv-

I bet you are wondering how it's possible to make this entry since I fuck up every computer
I'm near....well thanks to the boy. He rocks! All you gotta do is leave a teenager at home,
unsupervised for 8 hours and BAM you got internet! Maybe it's boot leg or maybe he snuck
over to the neighbor's house and splice some wires, but I DON"T CARE! I told him I didn't
want to know. (I hope they have computers in jail or I'll really be pissed)