Marv's Mind

Do not disturb!

I have decided that I officially hate everyone until further notice. I hate stupid people, needy people, airheads, pea brains and anyone else bothering me today! I have posted a sign that says I'm at lunch until 12:30 and to hold all questions. I don't think these people can read. It's on bright ass pink paper and taped across my shirt. They still won't leave me the hell alone. I think I'll go home sick. I could use some mental health rehab.

Don't you hate people who ask the same fucking question over and over and over and over and over again? God help me! I have a few staff like that, they can't seem to retain information and that really pisses me off. I'm not their fucking mother and yet I have to, step by step, walk them through their daily lives. Sheesh!

Believe it or not, I really do love my job. It's just that TODAY, I ain't loving it so much. Ever had one of those days?

I wish I had magical powers and could either change the clocks to 4:00 p.m. or make a few people vanish into thin air. Wouldn't that be cool?

Anyone having this ability please contact me asap....I pay well.

-Marv-