Straight No Chaser

Riata Action, Mad Cowgirl

confucius say: "you are a pillar of strength for a friend in trouble."

well, that's bullshit. stupid fortune cookie.

i am going to see "charlie and the chocolate factory" this afternoon, and i don't give a flying fuck what you say. (yes, you.) it has been one death of a day.

tina to will: "don't ever leave me, baby. keep strokin' it, baby. i want some powdered sugar on my fudge, baby."

will to tina: "uh, uh, uh."

[both proceed to dramatically hump cubicle walls]

god damn it. get me out of here.