Straight No Chaser

Telekinesis

i. made. a. song. come. on. the. radio.

i'm serious, "sitting on the dock of the bay" was on, no offense otis but i hate that song, and i stared at the radio and concentrated and told it to play "don't you want somebody to love," and by god it did. right after otis went off. hoooooly shit.

i am very sleepy.

you know, i was thinking last night that i'd try to emulate our champion emulator by whizzing through a list of one thousand more things about me, and beating him to the end even though he started weeks ago, and i'd be starting now. i'm pretty sure i could do it, if i weren't so delightfully worn out, and if jim wasn't now blasting blues traveler.

google says:

shannon is a major effort
shannon is from venus
shannon is the raw gourmet
shannon is a passionate baseball fan and softball player
shannon is a true guitar monster
shannon is not here
shannon is the longest river in the british isles
shannon is wooded, with the remaining acreage including good river bottom land(?)
shannon is launching a lot-cleaning program
shannon is as sincere as she is self-absorbed
shannon is ice cold
shannon is very much an integral part of the democratic machine
shannon is scared to face the stage of puberty
shannon is such a character--there is no one quite like her
shannon is coming to town
shannon is on a diet of pretty much meat, salad, and broccoli
shannon is a newcomer on the writing scene
shannon is explaining that the dirt donut is actually sprinkled with oreo cookies
shannon is intoxicatingly happy with her fate
shannon is among the world's least congested
shannon is gone i hope she's drifting off to sea
shannon is off
shannon is a living legend at seventy-nine
shannon is happy she had the transplants
shannon is felix's wife and kestrel's roommate
shannon is resting
shannon is pure energy and is sex in motion on stage
shannon is my best friend's sister, she is wickedly awesome cool

and, for kicks:

jodi is enormous
katrina is a mermaid
ernie is a normal guy with a normal job at the normal nuts and bolts factory
leah is beginning to awaken to the culture around her
christina is just jealous because britney beat her to the altar
traci is a surgical technologist
zooduck is on the rollercoaster at astroworld!
cappucine is flimsy
aaron is said to have been sent by god
aaron is ruled by vengeance

take yours from above, turn it into a journal entry (prose, poetry, fiction, stream of consciousness, whatever) and i'll send you gps. because i'm curious. if you don't like the one i picked, i do not want to hear it. and if i didn't do you, and you want me to, i will--email me. but no cheating and picking your own.

over and out.