Straight No Chaser

Baby

i look good in a halter top, but i hate the idea of people looking at my shoulder blades. i don't want anybody looking at things i can't see myself. and i don't like being touched by strangers, honestly. a lot of that happened at the puritan mill party. we've never been to puritan mill before, and in fact only went this time because alexa's friend said he could get us in free. most times when people say that it's a lie, a cheap ploy to get you to go somewhere you wouldn't otherwise. but christian actually came through, much to my dismay (i wanted to skip the party and go to ihop). he saved us ten dollars each but stole three precious hours of my life. a guy there got really upset with a security guard and had to be escorted out, all the while yelling "long beach, bitch! long beach, bitch!" which, because he was drunk, eventually turned into "long bitch, beach!" somehow he got back in, and two hours later i ended up dancing with him. inexplicably.

I HATE PARTIES.

shannon is back in a big way. shannon is content to be the icing on the donut that is portland. shannon is a feverish and sweat-soaked wreck. you better believe it.

shannon is on a perilous journey. shannon is not totally without resources. if i ever do get to have a baby, i want it to be exactly the way i imagine it.