Marv's Mind

A little whore and lots of dog puke.

I think my bitch ass cat is pregnant again. The little whore! Her tummy is all hard and she acting all holier than thou. I know I know, get her fixed. Whatever dude, I'm a lazy stoner type and it takes an act of God to get me to do anything that isn't located at my address, and the vet ain't.

Zoo keeps stomping around the house cleaning up dog puke. He can't believe I'm sitting in the middle of the room and dogs are barfing up their lungs, yet I don't hear a thing. He's just pissed cuz he stepped in some. Sorry honey, I love ya but it's freakin' hilarious!

-Marv-