The Chill Kid with the Cool Hat

Never fought a Gnome BITCH!!!!

So in the closing D&D game, we are faced with the Beast. We have built a dwarven made coffin that has been enchanted with 27 runes to put him in which would be magically sealed so he could never come out. The Beast said he asked the monolith for the power of destruction, so we challenged the Beast to get in the coffin and destroy it and he laughed at us. He said that this point has happened 7 times and each time we've failed. The elf has never sang before (bard), the paladin was usually a man, the halfling was never a druid, the dwarf was sometimes Thorek, but there was never a gnome...

So after a lot of talk, Pep was getting frustrated and kept challenging the Beast and calling him out and the Beast touches him with the blackness. An oily substance that spreads over the body and kills anyone it consumes. But then, for some odd reason, and a miraculous feit of strength, Pep overcomes the blackness which stuns the Beast. "Never come across a gnome before, 8th times a charm, Beast!" And the fight begins.

It was a pretty easy fight. But that's all I'm gonna say. Long live Pep C. Tinkertorque!!!

Yeah, I know that everyone read this thinking "What the hell?"