Marv's Mind

Church going pumpkin carvers

Tonight is the night of my sister-in-law's annual fall pumpkin carving bash. I am expected to attend. She goes to a lot of work getting ready for her big event. I'm a bit like a teenager trying to bum rides off people. Should I offer gas money? Zoo will drop me off and my mom will bring me home.

I'm letting Zoo off the hook this year. I think he deserves a break. He's been so busy taking care of everyone else that he hasn't had a moment for himself. His good friend Bovet is coming over and they will hang out drinking lots of beer and jammin' on their guitars. I can't wait to get back home so I can join in.

I'll go to this stupid party and be on my semi-best behavior. About all I can offer is my cheery disposition and taboo conversation. I hate sensoring myself but there will be about 40 church goers there just waiting for me to falter so they can lay hands on me and pray for my unclean spirit. I am, after all, a dirty little bitch.

-Marv-

P.S. I won't be able to say fuck for a few hours. I hope I don't fuck up and let it slip.