Marv's Mind

Rich People Only

Do you think rich people have journals? I don't. I think they are too busy counting their money to have time to jot down anything except their account balance. I don't even think they care about their balances. They have so much money they are never concerned about a check clearing or the funds running low. I wonder if any rich people read my journal. If so...here's my Christmas list:

1. Roller skates with air bags
2. A big bowl of laughs
3. Washing Machine
4. Ovary removal from one cat and one dog
5. Ball snipping for one cat
6. I'll take an ovary removal for myself too. (If I can function without them...might as well yank those fuckers too.)
7. Non-crotch cobweb removal service.
8. Lung transplant. New lungs could allow me to smoke for another few years.
9. Ticket to Sweden to visit AL.
10. Ticket for Dee to come along.

That's it! That's all I need! Not too much, just the basics. I'm not needy...just wanty.

-Marv-