Marv's Mind

Gobble Gobble Goo

I'm hanging out in the garage with Zoo and Bovet. We're drinking beers, playing guitars, and singing at the top of our lungs. I've decided to keep a mini journal throughout the night so I can post every now and then when I come in to pee. This could be stupid but I really don't care. I just want to read it myself tomorrow morning.

9:12 p.m. I'm stuck here with two guys. I need another woman. Why doesn't Bovet have a girlfriend he can bring when he comes to visit? Am I supposed to visit with myself? The guys get all lost in playing guitars that they don't even hear half the things that are being said. Who do I talk to? Who will be excited with me about my newly found nail fetish? Zoo and Bovet say they're excited about my nails but I don't believe them.

9:45 p.m. Just had to piss. We're getting ready to sing one of my favorite songs so I had to take a leak. Can't hit no high notes on a full bladder.

10:16 p.m. Had to pee again. I've noticed a lot of licking going on around here lately. One dog is in heat and the other dog keeps licking her vulva. The cats are licking the dog's ears and the big vulva dog is licking the cat's flea collars. I've even seen one cat licking eye boogers off the bloody vulva dog. Anyway, a couple of nights ago while Zoo slept...I decided I would lick him. Everyone else was licking so why not me? I full tongued licked him on both lips. I don't think he much cared for it but it was fun for me. I'm on beer number 3.

10:55 I drink my mead out of my enemy's scull.

11:55 p.m. Exactly one hour from the last time I went pee. We're currently talking about butt fucking. Would you do it or not? Bovet said if a woman wanted it, being the gentleman that he is, he would accommodate her. I don't want to relate sex and shit. It's not a big turn on for me. I don't go to funky town. I have a 1" radius around my asshole that is off limits.

12:28 a.m. Happy Thanksgiving! The butt fucking conversation has continued on. I'm about to shove off to bed. Don't worry...I'm not going there. I've had 5 beers and I'm ready to get me a back rub. I might have to sweet talk my man but if that don't work I'll offer up trade for services.


-Marv-