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Sand Dunes a go-go

So...much...hurting.

I went quad hopping in the Sand Dunes out in California with my two uncles and my cousin. It was my first time.

I'll just cut to the chase and come to the pain: I was doing a bowl with my cousin and I was riding a larger quad than him. I couldn't turn quick enough and I hit a bit of a lip, got about four feet of air, and then got bounced off the bike.

I fell face first, then hard on my side. I have a swollen right eye, bruised right ass cheek and side, and a cut up left hand.

So much pain. When I got back, Crown Royal and Captain Morgan flowed openly. I was shit face and still nearly incapable of lying flat on my back.

Going to rest. Nerrr